Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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