belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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