Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Boobs speak an international language.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You ruined the universe
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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