No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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