I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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