Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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