Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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