That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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