when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
either way he was missing a nipple.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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