It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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