gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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