I am puke
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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