I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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