Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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