would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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