I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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