when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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