i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
