ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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