in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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