Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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