Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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