thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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