If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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