After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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