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Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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