its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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