It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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