My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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