i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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