Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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