Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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