On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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