There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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