I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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