some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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