and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
a search helicopter?!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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