Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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