Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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