It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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