if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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