I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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