do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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