do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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