2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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