Nicole vs. Life
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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