he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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