guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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