So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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