I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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